¡arriba ceviche!

i belong to a football club. fc ceviche. while we don't always win, we always have more fun than our opponents (except last weekend when brawls almost erupted). my friend jeremy and his wife amy, both of whom are crucial members of the team, just had a wee baby marcus. since we take our football very seriously (we sport those pink jerseys proudly!) and recruit at a very young age, it seemed very appropriate, even necessary, that baby marcus be added to the roster. and to make it on the roster, he needed a jersey. one pink jersey coming right up!

since even the size small jerseys are too big for me, i felt no guilt in dismantling the beloved camiseta. shrinking each edge by 1.5 inches (somehow 1.5 inches seemed oddly precise to satisfy my mathematical tastes), i then resewed each piece back together the same way in order to preserve the logos and the general look. ignore the blue stain on the left sleeve. i spilled too much detergent on it after the only time i ever wore it (when it was adult sized of course) and thus stained the sleeve! at least marcus will now know that it's clean. the jersey on the right is andrew's adult medium one. so obviously the wee small one for wee marcus is on the left. ¡bienvenido al equipo, marcus! raw fish!